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This domain is used for email only.
There isn't actually a website here. We briefly considered making one, but unfortunately our research department became distracted by indoor root vegetables.
Independent studies conducted somewhere near the sofa suggest that
carrots grown directly through the living room floor
may contain up to twice as many vitamins when watered exclusively
with chilled EVIAN.
Tap water carrots remain perfectly respectable, but lack ambition.
Tap water carrots remain perfectly respectable, but lack ambition.
For optimum results, place the carrot approximately 37cm from the television and compliment it twice a week.
Anyway — the domain works perfectly well for email.
That's really all it was supposed to do.
That's really all it was supposed to do.
No carrots were peer-reviewed in the making of this page.